My name is KAMSIYOCHUKWU and If you don't know me, read the previous stories about me to know more about your favourite Nigerian youth😎. "Okay"; we are done with the introduction. Let's go over the main issue at hand. Right now, I am kneeling and some people are threatening to call the police on me. I am trying to convince them that I used the money to feed the domestic animals that they found when they got here. I know what you are thinking but I am not talking about domestic animals like chickens and the rest, I am not a poultry farmer yet🤔. These are more mature domestic animals. You are still wondering how all these are connected right? I am still in shock at how my friend(Favorite) and I got here. Kindly get to the end of this story and tell me what I did wrong and who is to blame.
Remember the movie audition I went to two weeks ago? Yes, that one, well my friend Favorite got a gig from it -When You Talk of a Social Butterfly favorite is at the top. At least I can now hear from the incessant tantrums of how I ruined her chance of becoming a star. She reached out to me last week asking if I could help sort out a movie location for a short comedy shoot. She emotionally blackmailed me and who doesn't need extra cash? This is Christmas people!!, extra cash is needed. This your Nigerian favourite apprentice has to look like cash Madam🤑💵this Christmas season. I should have thought twice before I accepted. My parents are out of town so I readily agreed for them to use the boy's quarters in my compound. It is at the left corner of the compound. It is actually under renovation so I spoke to the person in charge and he agreed. He handed over the key and told me it was only for a day. And I should be careful. I didn't tell Favorite after all it was for a comedy shoot.
Who knew a comedy shoot could take this long….
THE DAY OF THE SHOOT ARRIVED....
I am so excited and imagine if this location goes well. I get to be the one to find future locations for others. I went to my junction to pick them up. As we were coming I asked my friend why I couldn't recognise any one of them. She quickly told me they were upcoming celebrities. "Okay oh," I replied. Hope everything is set, she asked. Yes, I replied.
In less than 10 minutes they got to the location which was my house and I pointed to the direction they would use. Thank God they don't have eyes on their head if not they'll have seen the zinc is under renovation😉. I opened the railing and let them in. Soon they started setting up their props. This place is dusty, one of the upcoming female celebrities said. "Ma" I answered while standing at the door.
My friend quickly cornered me and asked me while everywhere was dusty- how do I tell her that I didn't even enter the place talking of less cleaning?
"Oh my" ……a shout came from inside. We both rushed in to find out what it was. I just saw a rat she said, you didn't fumigate here another one asked me who I later got to know was the director. "Sir" I fumigated it but these are domestic pets. That one you saw. You mean the rat he asked. "Yes sir"! His name ….It doesn't matter just make sure we don't see it (as what, as rat finder😡) "Okay", I replied.
When they were done setting everything they moved to the kitchen to shoot another scene. Another shout erupted ...What is it again?; I asked as I and Favorite entered the kitchen. I saw a cockroach and a spider that looked like it had been beaten, the cockroach was trying to crawl away with its broken leg and the spider was hanging by a thread from its web…it was crying for help!!!😭😭
I do not understand, the director turned to look at me. "Sir" this is a domestic insect we call her cocky baby and the spider is a protection insect also known as spidey baby; OH my!!…. I moved closer to look at the insect. Did you hurt them? I exclaimed not talking to anyone in particular.
"What! they all shouted…. Sir, they are domestic animals.
"Ahhhhhh"… Another shout erupted from the sitting room. Another actor's leg was caught in a rat trap. Rat gum to be precise.
Heyyyy… I am finished….Favorite shouted.
See my leg...
Sir, your leg is beautiful, I replied as he pointed to his feet for everyone to see.
Is this rat gum they all turned to ask me(who walks without looking at where they are going🤔)
"No" it's not rat gum.
Then what ... is it? It's liquid chewing gum I hastily replied.
Immediately the actor whose leg got stuck bent down and picked up the paper after removing his feet from it. Showing the paper to me and Favorite. It had pictures of rats all over it. Favorite was almost crying.
"Sir"…. I turned to look and explain to the director. Who from the look on his face is not going to listen to anything I say?
You know what he said while looking at me, refund the money for the location back to us...
"Eh"… I shouted
Favorite started pleading that they should wait while we cleaned up but they refused. They insisted that if we don't send them the money then they will use other measures.
I can't believe this….
This place is so disgusting the upcoming female celebrity shouted she was at the kitchen door.
I turned to look at her. I didn't even know when these words left my mouth "Have you not seen domestic pets before? "How do we know that this house is not better than your house"?
"What"! she repeated.
If your house is that good why didn't you use it "eh" an upcoming local celebrity? By the way, you can't even act. Favorite acts way better than you. I didn't notice that Favorite was tugging my hand so I could stop.
You know what the director raised his voice above the multiple persons talking.
Let's take this to the police station.
Sir delete the scenes you acted in here then I will refund the money. Moreover, I am too young to go to prison.
You are underage "abi"(right) no problem. The director brought out his phone to call the police. While I and Favorite are currently on our knees begging…
Favorite is currently shouting that she will soon faint and the director just told her he would revive her😭😭
"Ah"… who sent me oh
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