THE COCKROACH IN LABOUR
Where I come from we don’t spare cockroaches, we pursue them, spray insecticides to avoid them and match on them thereby k*i*l*l*ing them, if we find anyone.
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Last week I was inside the room with my cousin so she saw a cockroach under the bed. I told her to quickly get a broom and hit on it. She couldn’t find one immediately so she had to remove her bathroom slipper to hit on it. When she bent down to hit it because it was in one corner hiding under the bed she noticed it was not moving. Trust me nah.., I shouted at her to hit it so it doesn’t escape — she raised her head and told me she thinks it is in labour. How I asked. That they are eggs on its buttocks she replied me. To say I was shocked😲 is an understatement, which one is the cockroach is in labour I asked her. “Is it crying or complaining of labour pains”?. She said no. I asked her if she knew when cockroaches were in labour. She said no, and she quickly added that the cockroach was still and was trying to push. That she would wait for it to push and give birth before she hit it. At this point I was speechless I just left the room without saying a word. A few minutes later she came to the sitting room to meet me. I asked her how far, has she delivered the baby cockroach. She told me I wouldn’t believe what happened and that immediately I left she bent her head again she couldn’t find the cockroach. I told her that maybe the cockroach went to call her husband to escort her to the hospital to have her baby….
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✍️Chyamakamike.
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